OstensibleMammal, a product of eons of condensed procrastination, is a flesh-made human just like you, with two eyes, two ears, nose hairs, a mouth, and twelve chins. Unlike you, he has spent a lifetime losing to his questionable imagination, culminating in the inevitable release of its bizarre contents.

Fueled by classics like “The Eye of Argon” and Lu Xun’s “Diary of a Madman,” he has deemed the collective literacy of the world an acceptable target and now seeks to entertain while tumbling accidentally down a metaphorical hill toward literary insights.

He’s currently penning a story about a dietarily-challenged individual seeking enlightenment by merging with lobotomized deities, possibly altering reality itself. The destination of this journey remains as unpredictable as the author himself.